He will buy you the cutest kitten on all of Craigslist.
He will laugh with you until you cry at the daily antics of said kitten.
He will capture and release all spiders without smashing their guts on the wall.
He will bring home your favorite dinner after you’ve had a bad day.
He will be your partner in crime (and home renovation).
He will always save you the last bite of dessert.
He will diligently proofread your blog each night and alert you of any typos.
He will share his dinner anytime you want, even though he thinks sharing is “for girls.”
He will rub your feet (in exchange for back scratches).
He will support you and your ever-changing hobbies.
He will be your best friend.
I love you, Marcus! Happy three years! I look forward to many, many more years of being dorks together!